Top Ten

I visited Mike Cope's blog and found this top ten ways to improve church attendance. Not only is this funny but it does show that there are Christians all over the world with commitment problems. Some rings true to our eyes while others are something that applies to the hearing. :)

10. Watch Aslan the Lion take down a gazelle, live on the platform. (Disgustingly cool, huh?)

9. More "open mic" opportunities during worship service.

8. One of those fake shark fins in baptismal.

7. Floating sermon points dance in front of your eyes via cool 3-D PowerPoint slides. (I know a couple of deaf preachers doing this.)

6. Spiritual tech support guys will tell you not to just "re-boot your soul" every time you call.

5. Sermon series: "Thomas Kincaid; the soft lighting Disciple".

4. Wi-Fi access for wireless hearing aides. (Then all the deaf would be wearing one!)

3. Tazer the Sleeping Sound Booth Guy Day. (I've always wanted to taze someone. ;) )

2. Will start accepting coupons from non-tithing churches.

1. Ability to TiVO the sermon.